Hey! Do you know how to drive? Idiot! – Sorry..Sergeant – Senior Sergeant I drove nicely until that fat man cut me off! Now look what’s wrong with my bike! A familiar face! – Hello..Cop – You again? Jey You-Silly toad! – Cop – Give me your license! Whenever you see me you only want my license if you need one why don’t you go and get one at DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) You drove illegally just hand me your license and I’ll give you the ticket! Please..I’m begging you I have to get more flowers Getting more flowers has nothing to do with driving illegally! – So..are you gonna arrest me? – Yes! – Catch me if you can, Boss! – What are you doing? Jey-Hey! Bye..Boss Insulting an officer I’m going to catch you on the other side! Won’t be easy! STOP! Oh..No..are you a policeman or a slingshot..you’re way too fast! How do you drive like this..Jey? What? You’re brave to stop me you’d better arrest me then! Don’t push me, Jey You have lots of offences already! Scraping a motorbike..Bumping an officer Also driving too fast How did you speed up to 180 KM – Are you crazy? 180? – Why? This car can only reach 80 km You can’t arrest me for that! Oh..really? I will find a reason to arrest you for sure – Sergeant there’s no need for you to look around – What? I’m going to renew my license insurance; and the insurance for the front car too Really? – Carrying drugs around here? – Gonna go Hey Jey hey – What? – Come back! What’s wrong? You want me to go or come back You’re giving me a headache! You see? You drove over my foot! I can’t see..If I could see I wouldn’t have done it! – Stop being so sweet-now can you see? – OK..OK I will buy you some medicine – Oh..No..no more Jey – Sorry Sergeant I wonder if you are allergic to any medicine? No..I’ve never been allergic to anything in my whole life except my own hair! – Oh..OK – Just go Jey Ouch! Hey..look at that guy driving the Tuk Tuk..that’s no way to drive! Look! He’s driving in the right lane but signalling for the left lane I need to know how he passed his driving exam! Or did he pick up the license off a tree? Hey fat man do you know how to drive? Just wait and you will see Boss..just follow him..hurry up wait for us fat man if we catch up with you we will kick your butt Damn fat man Hey boss! He just cut us off again..Hey! Hello Miss Kamhom Stop I’m Ton Here here here It’s not gonna get into your eyes Not in my eyes only in my heart, OK? why are you here? – Did you fix the car today? – Oh..Kamhom! How many times have I told you? I’m not a mechanic! – Whatever! – Hey! It’s none of my business anyway why are you here? The flowers are here
Wow Jey, always arriving on time! They’re so cute..cute..cute..cute! Pinching my cheek Hey! Are you selling junk? Yeah..how much will you pay me? I will use the money to build a tombstone Way too much Jey I’m your uncle! You better show me some respect! I know that you’re my uncle Even if you’re not my mom’s brother – So – We haven’t lived together until now and what do you do to help me these days? – Help with what? – Free rent; free food I’ve paid for everything did you pay for anything? Hey! Don’t you appreciate the kindness I show you? How much do you love your wife? Hey..if I don’t love her who else I should love then? Here’s the real gentleman if you loved her so much when she died why didn’t you die right after her then? Firstly, I wanted to follow her but I was too late to cathch the bus..Hey Klod..you have to win! Knock him down! Klod..beat him to death Kill him..Kill him Good job Klod..my dear friend! Move! Come on..pay me You bet me 3-1..I remember! Keep the promise! If I win, you stop bothering my shop and my family Leave me alone I hope you understand what I’m saying You thought this would be easy like you said Klod? – Kamhom! – Klod! Let’s go..Quick! – Where! – I’m being chased..quickly let’s go! Stop Klod, I’m warning you! Quick! You’re gonna die How long are you gonna hug me? We arrived already! Where am I? This is not my house? Your house is over there Ok I will get off Hey! Klod..you’re gonna go now? Klod Klod! How about the flower? – (Racing car area) – We are now back to the Kang Kra Jan Service
Precheburi province for the Thailand Auto Car Racing Lots of people have turned up today including many fans of Singha Racing School’s Number 11..Mr. Karan Supapong All the cars are now ready to get out from the starting line Jack Lamwatt is off first and Gunnasak off second Now Thailand’s Autoing car drivien by Jack Lamwat is leading, followed my Umar Eraman in second for the Thailand Proracing Series Championship – Cut me off..Huh..Cut me off? – Uma’s trying to lead rightnow – while Somchai Saksri wej just passed Jack Lamwat – Hey – he can’t pass me! – Somchai’s now leaded the race Now Karan Supapong is now leading the race I will pay you back on the next curve Victory will be mine but behind Karan..there is Jack Lamwat and follow by Umar Earaman – Jey! – Hey! What are you doing Jey? The second car is trying to take the lead but Karan Supapong’s still leading the race! um..I – um..I – I didn’t know that you practiced racing! Yes! Awesome..you can practice with the TV Yes! Is there something I can do for you? I was just wondering if you went to see boxing match last night? Sure..I went to win money they should not have had any shooting last night, I had to leave earlier Why are you asking me? I..I’m glad that you’re safe! I wonder if you could please help me today Sure, for you Kamhom anything you want..I would love to help Can you please give this to Klod? Sure! Thanks so much Jey don’t forget to give this to Klod! yes! I’m leaving now! – Bye – Bye – but don’t forget to give this to klod, ok? – Sure give this to Klod..Only Klod, Klod and only Klod! You’re really happy, huh? Going out all day never staying at home I also have things to do, too What kind things, mommy? I know that you want to go out and gamble, right? They’re just brain exercises I’m afraid of getting Alpheimer! – Alzheimer! – Whatever! At your age your brain can’t get any better! Kamhom Don’t think that I don’t know who you sent those flowers to He’s not interested in you Doesn’t matter how many flowers you give him, he won’t appreciate them! But I hope that one day he will realize the meaning of the flowers that I gave him Fai, could you wrap the flowers for me and bring them to the car please? Drive pretty fast, huh? Too fast, Klod’s always been so aggressive, he can’t control his emotions You can tell from the noise the way he drives His mind’s much faster than his car Each loop is never done in the same amount of time Here it is; his mind moves faster than his car! Ton’s driving is pretty good but he’s not brave enough, don’t know what he’s thinking To be a good racing driver you must be brave in making your decisions Klod, you are way too brave but your driving skills are not good enough Bad looking and bad at driving are you crazy? Don’t hope for the trophy Klod, you’re way too agressive Ton, you can’t even make any decisions here try to finish any loop first! I hope I don’t see anything like this ever again Just watch those guys, they dream to of being drivers
He doesn’t race with anybody but himself The one who tries the hardest, will be the better driver Uncle Choo here are the flowers for you uncle Choo – Uncle Choo! – Hey Who’s there? You scared me, I thought you were someone else! – Hello! – Oh Kamhom There was no need to come all the way here by yourself Not a problem You’re a regular customer I’m happy to be here Oh..you’re so lovely as always Here are the flowers, they are very beautiful! – Yes – Want something to drink? No..thank you I only came here to deliver the flowers No..you must get something to drink I will get you some coffee – It’s ok..Uncle Choo – Oh please..delivering the flowers already – I must take good care of you – No need..I was obligated to bring them Wow Todd is so cool now Kamhom Ouch..Ouch..Uncle Choo You’re pretty Clum – What? – Clumsy! – Hey..have to run to the bathroom! – Go! Why am I always clumsy like this, always getting really dirty ouch! Damn. Bull shit How did you get in here? How about you? How did you get here? Ouch..am I there yet? Ouch..slowly put the expensive one down one two three so beautiful and four five..done Trophy Super cool Mr. Todd wow more trophies..everywhere trophies would be an honor to let me touch one Thailand Supercar! Hey – How do you like my trophy? – So beautiful..can I take a look? Hey..it’s mine! – Please can I take a quick look? – No..don’t touch! – Please let me take a quick look – No..let go of it! – Jey..let me take a quick look – It’s mine..give it back to me – just a small peek please – If you don’t let go..I will kiss you Why did you slap me, sister? Who’s your sister? – Never done this before! – Hello so sorry that I touched the trophy without asking There are a lot of trophies All the best racers must be here I believe that your team is the leading team in Thailand I would love to touch these trophies because I will not have the chance to touch my own trophy – You never had one? – None That’s pretty sad for you but not for me However, what’s your name?
My name is Jey – Hey stop laughing easily – Umm Kamhom and I are friends When I have free time, I drive her to deliver the flowers Umm to be honest..about driving, I’m really good Especially when I’m driving at the 90 degree curves, I can speed over 120 without touching the brakes is it possible for me to be in your team? I’m going to be honest with you brother, you can’t be a racing driver How come? Being a racing driver you must have discipline and must practice all the time If you can’t come to pratice, they will cut you out, and if they cut you out more you will have nothing left – If you were my manager I would beat you up! – Hey..what did you say? Uncle Choo, the manager asked you to mop the floor and have you prepared the car yet? Stop showing your teeth now! OK Hey slave! Use the word, servant, sounds better – Can I tell you one thing? – Sure – It doesn’t work, jerk – Yes What are you doing with that car? This is a racing car! What should I do? I really want to be a racing driver! – Do you have heart? – 100% – Any money? – Less than 100 Baht That’s it, just stay at home and play with your toy sthen Why? Having no money means I can’t have any dreams? Just go to sleep and dream at home then Stop touching the car like this I’ll get in trouble for this! Look at that guy he looks so familiar! Who is that? He is really familiar? Oh..that’s the same guy that I told you about – Really? – Yes! Hey you..I would like to talk to you – Oh no – Uncle Choo..go get him! Hey fat guy! Quick! – Be right back! – Wait! – Get up! – Ouch! – Kamhom..just leave now, get into the car! – Wait..what happened Jey? Racing mafia is about to kill me, get into the car! I will drive! – Really?! – Get into the car now! – Stop Fat man! – Stop Fat man I really want to talk to you! What’s wrong with you Fat man you better come back here! That’s called FAT this is called CHUBBY Whose car is this? It’s so beautiful so expensive and so beautiful You’re Jey, right? We need to talk! So sorry. I’m in the wrong house Your uncle has already told me about how fast you drive! Him? He’s not my uncle he’s a security guard for this garage Terrible nephew now I need to change my career! – You’re in a lot of trouble – Hey..who slapped me? – He’s gone – Only a loser would hit me like this If you were a gentleman you would fight with me in the race! What can you do? So? Weapon
we got game! – That one’s too small! – What? Hey what’s going on? – So what can you do? – Nothing! But I will fight until I die Singha Racing School we welcome you! – Yeah..Klod my dearest brother – I’m so happy for you Jey! Me too! – Is this the new idol? – Shut up! You’re a servant, the as same as me but dealing with me isn’t so easy – Pretty easy..You’re so super damn fast! – Don’t touch Don’t touch Easy come Easy go – Why? – Jey, – you should get to know Choosak – Not necessary – He’s the chief at the section – Hello Mr. Choo I bought some food for you You’re such a nice guy! Come on, smile! Wow you’re pretty bright you knew how to kiss my ass straight away – I’m yours now, sir – Not a problem if you bring me food again – Where is the living room? – Over there – May I be excused? – Sure Jey..that’s your car waiting for the oil change – speeding up now..here..here – Hey, Ton..Ton..Ton..let me go – Why? – I’m not a mechanic, to be honest this is the next Thai Champion everybody moves – Go right ahead – Shut up be quiet..stop everybody! You guys are just mechanics, he’s only the delivery guy that is lucky to be in the team stop dreaming and go back to work! “Welcome to Singha Racing school” How come I have to clean the tires? Hey, Move! I didn’t like his face since the second he walked in here So short and fat! NOT YOU! Jey, what are you doing? Working? No need to do today No need to work today. Don’t be crazy! Like Vichakarn said “NO Work today”, relax for today..take it easy, just rest – Relax? – Yes! – What’s that? – Like this! Oh No..I don’t gamble If you don’t gamble! That means you don’t respect me Alright then..for your honor On second thought, I don’t have money to gamble! Hey you don’t need money for this We just gamble, man to man If you lose I will punch you Wanna play rummy? – Too much thinking – Thae – I don’t know how to play – Adding ten Game? – I’m bad at math – Blackjack? – Too fast – So what do you want to play? So what do you want to play? Picking the largest card game Ready to lose, son You have no idea that I was born for this game Get ready son! – Use the tablecloth – Quick! – Aubdul! – Yeah – Are you here? – Hey..set the table! – Go ahead – You do it! Want to cut the deck? No need! I might be tricky? If you know how to trick you would not be working here You first – Two of clubs?! – The lowest Three of spades! Four of diamonds! Five of hearts! Six of clubs! Seven of diamonds! Eight of hearts! Nine of diamonds! – Haha nine spades! – You only won because of the suit! Wanna play some more?
Of course your turn first Nine of clubs, two of hearts Score is 11 What a game, taking 2 cards at the same time no need to be here just go to work at casino then Hey..Go check it’s locked go ahead Stop! What are you doing here? I’m gonna call the police! Call the police? Being nosey? Klod..watch out Klod! The police are here Where are you hurt? I’m OK! You risked your life to help me, Klod Don’t be crazy! I worry about my shop We’re at your house now..get off now You saved my life again Aren’t you scared at all? What’s wrong with you? You’re always in danger But you’re always there for me Crazy! I’m lecturing you right now I should have left you with the mafia Are you leaving now? Klod! Why are you thinking so much? It’s getting annoying don’t you understand? Um I can’t even help myself And now with Kamhom I don’t know what to do with my life Jey, please talk to Kamhom and please leave me alone – Hey! – What’s that? This is how you think of her? Take it easy! But it’s ok I plan to take care of the children and I will take care of Kamhom for you, oK? How about taking care of yourself first? Being with you I don’t worry about being hungry Even though I don’t want her to get involved, Kamhom is not an object that belongs to anybody Listen to him..use your brain! Hey..Don’t be selfish If you don’t like her why do you have to protect her? Slow down – Why don’t you ask your heart? – Uncle – What are you thinking? – That’s good! – Hey..I’m talking to him – Good..Uncle – What? – Stop talking! Jey, my encouragment must only come from Kamhom Jey, you must help me because you are so close to Kamhom Why do I have to help you? Beause we work together! – Colleagues – Yes! I don’t even know how long I’ll be working with you Like brothers Like friends – We’re both male – If we’re both male that means we are even and why would I have to help you? Because you and I look like each other! That’s true So..that means you’ll agree to help me? You know what? Nothing’s free in this world, that means you have to do something for me We will start with the first course This is the standard course that teaches you how to drive safely under traffic regulations Ton, I don’t need this course, this is for kids! Would like the tough one, next one will be for the dreaming racer Wait..were you in Broadway before? It seems so important!
– Yes, it’s – What’s that? This course will teach you both theory and operation Knowing how to stop the pitch, the manner of racing and all the signal signs Sounds good But after this course you will become a professional – Toughest course! – YES! I would love to learn this course badly! – Start with the toughest course? – Yes! Real man Please uncle Choo Why are you talking to me so nicely? Please..help me please Uncle Choo Fully paid like this? What’s wrong with your voice? Teaching is not that hard, but Jey will you have time to work? It’s fine. I work on Monday to Friday then you will teach me on the weekend Everybody else has days off but I’ll study, is it ok with you? Sure How about the car? Car? If you’re gonna have a racing car, the car must belong to you fixing costs and modifying costs! Do you have any money? I don’t think so go back to being a mechanic then Hey it’s not too difficult, Jey Just save some money If you want to own an expensive car just save one Baht a day, it will take only 2,739 years Can I wait that long? Just remember where you came from just a tricycle taxi! Understand? Don’t even dream about being a racing driver!! Hey man! – You’ve talked to me like this so many times – So what? Have you seen yourself? You’re an ugly toad! That’s way too far – Dreaming of being a racer. I don’t understand! – Hey! Is your leg long enough to step on the gas pedal? – Quite rude – Can you reach the radio? If you want to be a racing driver you might have to use the walker to step on the gas STUPID! Understand? Ouch..my leg, Jey! No need to be upset Every problem can be solved This isn’t so difficult Being a racing driver I must have my own car A driver that doesn’t have his own car it’s like having a heart but never being in love I can help with the car! Really? Don’t tell me that you’re going to steal someone else car for me I don’t want it, I’m a good person! Now become a good person already? How about that For a car, you can talk with Ton and Klod, OK? – Sure – Now come I’m here already Give it here – What? – Bag..that bag Why didn’t you tell me? Why do you need the bag? I only have Jey to trust these days You have to keep this as a secret, ok? Don’t tell anyone at all Come here..I want to tell you something What you want me to be Love Consultant! – I want to tell you something – My ear is up here They don’t have a larger size for drivers! How can I fit in this size? Jey, these uniforms are for the real drivers They don’t have any extra sizes Good to see you today Last time I passed Kamhom’s shop, I saw Kamhom and you having dinner together You told me that you woul help me I haven’t seem Kamhom yet Everybody should do everthing by themselves! What..what did you say? I want to help you but I have no time!
How about helping me finding the uniforms then? How about being a wrestler? Sumo..how about Sumo only one piece on the bottom – Hmm is it gonna work? – Push..push it I will hold my breath and then you press my tummy, OK? One Two Three Zipping up – Stay sill – Zipping up Ouch..my skin..Ouch – Told you to press this first – Try again Wait My arm..so tired arm..arm another on Can you wear? – Pull the sleeves up..yes – How’s that? – Zipping up now 1 2 3 – One Two Three – yeah – Yeah..Done Believe me, being able to wear this makes me happier than being a champion Love Consultant..Love Consultant I swear with a bunch of olives that I’m the number one love consultant Rule number one of love consultancy: I must be the reflection of the problem What kind of person is Klod? I sent him flowers and he didn’t even smile at me I think that I did my best for a woman who fell in love with a man Jey, What should I do? – Jey – Yes Jey, you’ve never helped me with my problems Help..I would like to help But to solve your problem I have to research for more information Can you give me more information? Oh..Rules of Love Consultant there are too many rules If I chose 5-10 rules nobody would know Rule number two: Love consultant must have choices NOT the answer! I have a way to get Kamhom out of your life What’s that? The only solution: tell her the truth that you don’t like her, you hate her Tell her..it’s over! Any other solution? I’m not a good person but even I don’t want to be the one who makes a woman cry Only more handsome come on this the best way, it’ll be quick! Rule number 3: No forcing! You said that “No Forcing” for rule number three! Just listen..do what I told you – Didn’t you tell me that you don’t like her? – Yes Did you tell me that she’s so annoying? She’s overthere. Go tell her Scared? Are you a real man? – Hey! – Lady man? Huh? Don’t waste time! Go tell her now! – What are you doing here? – Klod! I’ve told you so many times leave me alone Sure Peek a boo!! I’m back! I’m used to doing whatever you say Here are the flowers! Hey! I’ll be honest you should find someone who love you! Don’t waste your time with me! I will never ever love you and never care about YOU! You’re so mean! Are you really mad at me? If you don’t care, why did you ask? Stop crying! Was that a fake cry? Hey..when you are kind..you’re so cute!
Excuse me! Does it hurt? Here is the medicine! Kamhom..I think that you should look for someone else For example, if there is another guy who might like you, you should give him an opportunity Jey, why do you like to force me to do this and that? That’s the guy who told you to tell me this, right? If he’s gonna tell you something, what would you say? If he’s brave enough, he can come in. I’m right here! The weather is so nice today Here is a flower for you, Kamhom Thanks Kamhom, why did you do this to me? – I’m in a pretty bad moody today – Blood! Moody? – Jey! – What? Didn’t even check her mood? Blood! Here..how about you leave and wait for me at home I’ll be there Is he crazy? Came in here when I’m really moody! Take it easy, Kamhom Take it easy, Jey Jey I don’t understand why the person I like doesn’t even look at me Yes Why does the person we like never ever look at us? But it’s alright I can wait and encourage her and will walk next to her forever Jey..Jey..you sound like like “my boyfriend” No..not at all Rule number 4: The Love Consultant must always be inspired! You deserved it I told you not to see Kamhom at that time I told you until my mouth was about to explode but you don’t ever listen to me Hey..when did you tell me, dude? When did you tell me, brother? You told me that you would be on my side To be honest with you, I can’t do it Rule number 5: Love Consultant must be fair Jey, why are you here? Move it..move I told you that I want to be fair, right in the middle! Oh..really right in the middle! It’s great that you’re sitting right here, – I feel so comfortable here – Sure! A cup of coffee please No place to go, huh? Klod Klod Did you order something already? – I did – Hey..Klod, where did you go? – Excuse me, Kamhom – Jey! Oops..sorry Did you eat something already? – Already! – Sure What did you eat? Was it yummy? Brother Chai just finnished fixing a car I plan to have a test drive I wonder if anybody would like to come with me? Intrega DC5 Bow. It’s so fast Are you tired? – I want to drive..want to drive – You want to drive better help me first!
– I will take care of – Better do a better job! Klod! Rule number 6: Love Consultant must help to build confidence – Ton – What? Seriously, do you really like Kamhom? Of course! Since the first time I met her at the parking lot – At parking lot? – Yes! So romantic! It may not really be romantic but it’s always in my heart Have you ever thought that Kamhom might already have someone else on her mind already? You know..what type of person does Kamhom like? – I think that she might like a short guy – Maybe a tall guy? – She might like a darker skinned guy – Lighter skin! Maybe a chubby guy! No one likes a chubby guy perfect body, fit and firm! What if she already has a boyfriend? I don’t really care..I can wait Because of L..O..V..E that means love! More enemies Jey..Jey..I want to talk to you about Kamhom What kind of person carries a handkerchief? Hey..in the movie, the actor tends to carry a handkerchief and hands it to the actress when she cries Thank you Also, in the movie, the actress tends to trick the actor by blowing her nose in the handkerchief and hands it back to him Reading too many novels? Hey..how about you? You also read “Broken heart club” and “soap opera”? Just killing time. It’s a bit sad really! Just killing time! Well, I’m still glad that I could help you stop crying Rule number 7: Love Consultant can not be too emotional Why do I have to be sad There’s no need to be sad What are you guys doing? – Nothing – Jey, I was just talking to Ton Talking to him makes me feel pretty good makes me feel comfortable – Like being a child again, huh? – Uh..Huh..feel like kids Hmm I have to say that Kamhom and Ton look like each other – Huh? – Like brother like sister you should ask your dad if he has left any babies anywehere No..Jey No way I have to tell you something Seriously, we are all like brother and sister For you Jey, I really respect you And Ton, you’re like my little brother; so cute Jey, you’re also so cute I have to go now. Bye Nobody calls me “little brother” It hurts hearing that from the one I’m in love with Agreed! What a sad life? Working during the day and being a security at night poor me! Hello Brother Tee Yes it’s me All my money on MAN UNITED Ok..Ok..On MAN-U Team, I will be OK That’s it, OK? If you’re fine, I’m fine! However, who’s got Alex Furguson’s phone number? I have to call him and advise him about the team Gambling..I will let the boss know! Hey – who’s that? – Ouch! Hey..bad dog why are you howling right now? I’m scared! Ouch Terrible dog..can’t even howl!
Broke my head Where is he? So fast! I will let the boss know – Hey..Jey – What? – What did you do? – He’s not going to die I don’t really know about the football match today I always lose My eyes are pulling again Oh..tonight’s match, I’m getting really scared! – Uncle Choo – What’s that? No..listen to me first, Klod It’s not what you think – Klod..listen to me first! – wait No more blood Oh..Why did you punch him? I know this guy – Why didn’t you tell me first? – I tried to tell you long time ago I called your name Klod..Klod..Klod..Klod Did you listen to me at all? First, you told me that your plan was not to hurt me I don’t mind hurting but I’m afraid that Vichakarn will see the blood on the floor – Has the bleeding stopped yet? – Not yet 1,000 Baht for the blood to stop? 1,200 1,300 1,700 – OK how about 2,000? – Stop! 200 Baht for now then – Damn..you told me 2,000! – Take it easy, uncle I’ll get some wipes to clean up the blood To clear away the evidence – But I’m gonna get the car first – You’re a pain in the butt kid! Jey..Jey..I got too many punches last night I can’t even put any lotion on my face! You better pay me Uncle Choo..Klod is the one who did this, I didn’t do anything Who ever did this must pay! Klod did it, but I have to be the one who pays! Just give it to me Hey you guys, you’re looking suspicious these days – What’s going on? – Nothing Be careful what you say we are not gay! Really hate it! Ton..wow..woo Don’t tell me that you guys tried to do something here Don’t let me find out! So what? Or do you like swinging? I can help..How about 3? Would you like that? Bro..ther Take your hand out of my butt now You touched my butt You’re insulting me, an assistant team manager! He’s right! Jey..Just wait I will grab your balls Stop..don’t do that! Not bad, huh? How do you feel? My weapon! – Vichakarn – What? We shouldn’t have to fight! Why do you guys have to fight Vichakarn? Sit down Still worry about me? – Correct! – I love you – We can talk nicely – Here! Who hit me? Behind my back..who did this? Who did it? Who’s brave enough to hit me in the head Ouch..who did that? He should die!! Hey Wait..wait..just go don’t do that..No more for him I’m finding my way out Recognize me? Who’s that? Quick! We might get caught by the hidden camera – Oh..no – Is it clear? – Also, topless – Ran like a mouse
We have the try-outs next week what should I do with you guys? Boss..I think you should fire them I’ve never given people 2nd chances Unless, that person shows me his intelligence You, three, still have this chance This opportunity doesn’t come easily so do your best! Wow..Jey Can’t believe that you guys did such a great job – Teach me if you have the time – Sure! Can’t believe that’s what I taught you..so little – Is that true? – Sure thing! Is this only little? – I forget to tell you! – Why? – At the race..I was also just only touching! – Wow Didn’t even step on the gas When I checked again the “hand brake” was still in my hand! You shouldn’t brag when you win! Jey..your time is not bad I want you to be our substitute for now Yes I’m so happy today We all became racing drivers I’m going to sing now There’s lots of songs here For real..don’t lie, OK? Sure..I’m not lying..Look it’s a new one In the machine, already? – Finally, your dream came true..Yeah! – Yeah Only the substitute Why..we are all substitutes. Shut up! I want to tell you something remember if the boss picks you you have to be Terrible – Skilled – Bad – Experienced – Awful – Polite – Evil – Developed – Slow like traffic jam Just take the toll way then..idiot!! You know everything, huh? The boss isn’t looking for any of the things you just said If he’s gonna choose them one person, he must pick the best gentleman who is skilled and developed! Celebrate for the new racing drivers Pork snack per person for our victory We’ve waited so long! One..two..three Yeah – Wait..wait – What? My pork snack is gone – You ate too fast, Jey! – I didn’t eat too fast..who ate my pork? – Whoever took the pork, must look guilty! – Yes Why are you shaking? Your hands are shanking..why? – It’s so cold – Really cold smoke’s coming out of my mouth Wow we can save a lot this month! Stingy! Oh Yeah..I’m stingy? Not like my daughter who’s way too extravagant for love Who’s gonna be mean like you, mommy? Here, I’ll let you choose one, a small one or a big one? I know why you chose this one for daddy Because there is a meaning, right? This cactus has meaning Toughness..it doesn’t need water And the most important thing is it’s perfect for a skinny and stingy like you, right mommy I wanted to tell you about the meaning of the cactus a long time ago so stupid..like father like daughter Mommy! – Go! – What are you doing here? You have to tell your son to close this shop
My boss doesn’t like anyone getting in his way My shop is legal you guys are breaking the law! – Would you like to die? Huh? – Leave my parents alone! You have to tell your son to close this shop If you’re gonna drive like this, you should take a vacation driving along the beach I lost 200 Baht and you better pay me back! Uncle, I hate gambling and the reason I drove is because I love to drive Love it..too bad! Your dad was the wellknown racing driver, but you’re nothing like him Be glad that he’s already dead, otherwise he’d have to hide his face in shame for having a son like you! Why are you such a smart mouth? Protecting him? Any relationship to him? I don’t like people who just talk Good for you I saw many of them lying down on the ground Hey..don’t! Take it easy..Hey! Are you crazy, Klod? You can’t even adapt for a problem like this? If you’re still aggressive like this, you can’t be a driver Uncle, if Klod gets fired then they will have to find another racing driver Do they? Jey, what do you mean? I..I..I worry about the team why do I have to talk like you? Why do you imitate me? I’m so sorry, boss I don’t know why I did that – I’m so sick of the wealthy! – Why? They have all the money but no feelings Yes, and they don’t even have the money and no feelings Smart mouth, never remembers Who’s that? I don’t know if you noticed but these people tend to be alone, they have no friends around So glad that I still have friends Do you know why you’re in this team? What do you really want in life? Are you sick? Always following people Klod’s at the same place Just meet him there Klod, everybody is worried about you Are you nuts? Nobody’s worried about me but you! I know what happened to you I know that you’re frustrated Try to let it out, go ahead You can do whatever to me, you might feel better! Crazy woman! You always show up at the worst times From now on, you can go wherever you want Ton, why did you do this? Why are you hugging her? Take your hands off of her Kamhom, Are you ok? I will take care of her Hey, you told me that you would help me I can take care of her But her mother asked me to take care of her And now she’s drunk so I have to take care of her Jey, here is my only chance to get close to Kamhom – You have to help me – You’ll have a lot more chances, but not this one because she’s drunk Let go of Kamhom Kamhom come back here – Jey, give her back to me – Hey..Ton, you have to listen to me No..No..Stop crying! Hey! Shit! All over my face..wait! I need to puke too Ton, hold her Hey my favorite shirt’s dirty
Kamhom Hey Ton..please watch her I’ll be right back I have to clean my shirt quick – Jey, you can take my shirt – Hey..don’t do that, Kamhom Are you crazy? Hey..Ton, please take care of her I’llbe right back. Understand? – No need to come back – What? – Just hurry back here! – Ok Kamhom, Ton was so mad at Klod he dared him to race him I want you to be there Hey, are you ready, Ton? Hey, I think something’s wrong with those two It’s pretty odd Stop talking..come here Whoever loses the race has to stay away from Kamhom Jey, why did you bring me here to watch this? Yes, ah I don’t really know..doesn’t matter Are you ready? – 100% – The finish line is at Jey If you have to choose, which one will you choose? Will you pick the winner or the loser? But If I were you I would pick someone else Huh? Real men like us the race out here is perfect! I have to be their referee I was forced to, I have to go now would you like to come with me? – Peek A Boo! – Hey..what are you playing at? Please swear that you’re scared! Here is the war! Fighting for a girl! – Fighting for this princess? – Sure! – Uncle Choo! – I thought that you would hit me in the head Hey referee the racers are ready, what are you waiting for? Wait a minute What is he looking for? Look at him..why did he grab those napkins? – For blowing his nose? – Blowing his nose..Hey – He’s using them for flags! – What flags? There are no flags so he has to use napkins – Low class..No..No – Just use them for now I have nothing else! Stop talking..take a look! – How about you use your tooth for a flag? – Are you nuts? Klod..Klod..Klod’s here Quick Klod! Now Klod’s at the finish line! Yes, that went exactly to plan The beginning of breakup Ton..Ton – I lost! – No..you’re the winner – thank you for your kindness – Hearing this, well now I really know that we can only just be friends You showed me how
strong the efforts of someone with a brave heart can be We can be friends, OK? Hey..Klod, Klod Klod..stop What are you doing..it’s stupid! Have you ever asked? Have you ever listened? How can you explain? Jey, I would like you to tell Klod that I’m sorry Whatever happens, Klod will never understand the meaning of the flowers I gave him Plese leave a message after the tone Kamhom, I have to confess I want to tell you that I caused the fight between Klod and Ton But I did everything because I’m sorry Whatever happens I want you to be there at the race tomorrow Please forgive me You showed me how strong the efforts of someone with a brave heart can be We can be friends, OK? Ton I don’t want to talk Ton, I’m sorry that I was such an idiot Not necessary The only thing that you should do is take care of Kamhom – Ton but Jey – I know! Hey I’m sorry! A real man like me will always forgive you I totally understand The heart can’t be forced But you punched me You..punched me pretty hard Singha Racing Team is proud to introduce our new racing driver..NOT YOU!
– Jey! – Jey..yes..yes..yes! – Hey where are you going? – Jey – Why didn’t you walk this way? – Look at him – A real racer doesn’t race off the track – Wow I can win everything except myself! Real gentleman already! You’ve won this match even before it’s begun Hey Not because your skill but because of your heart – Super cool! – So we three have to win today Three people? That means you would let me race today? Yes Really? – Not kidding, right..Yeah! – Jey..Klod OK..all of you stop! Listen to me! – Please get ready at the race now! – Yes..GO! – Go right ahead – Go go go go What? What are you saying? – They already left? – They did! – Go..just go – Don’t really know what you said Don’t want to talk to you anymore – go go go – I want to tell you No need..just go..what..what I’m sorry I have been bad to you even though you’ve always taken care of me From now on you don’t have to follow me I will take care of you Welcome back to the Thailand Super Cars Championship of 2011 There are 20 racing car in the race The racing today is so hot And above all, today is the debut of three newcomers from Singha racing school With Jey, Klod and Ton These three used to race in Club Races before being upgraded to Thailand Super Cars Championship this year Now, I think everyone is ready to watch the race 1 minute until the racing to begins I’m going to win All the drivers are ready and the lights are off The racing has begin for Thailand Super Cars Championship 2011 There was a good start for the car no. 44, leading to first place beautifully We have to discuss this again Oh, Klod from Singha Racing School is coming up to the lead Jey is trying to get ahead another place and now he is in third with Ton in second place and Klod in at first place If he can hold that position till the end, he is going to be the champion for sure Now, he is trying to? and he can He is still leading this race! Klod fighting outch! Klod Klod fighting! Oh, there it is. What’s happened? Klod’s car is off the track and the crowd is really disappointed Now the crowd in this staduim are bored So that makes Jey the leader with Ton in second place The crowd are happy Ton is going to race for first place but Jey can tell There are just a few laps left now The last corner in Thailand Super Cars Championship 2011 He is going onto the straight soon But Ton is still coming along the left side Can he make it? Yes, he can He’s in first place now and Jey is in second place Awesome, with those two racers from Singha Racing School Yeah..woo..woo
Lost lost Nobody’s a loser There are only winners In every race, everyone’s a winner, and you’re a winner too Yes, Cute Excuse me, is that flirting? I really admire you! You’re so handsome! Pointing at my heart, too To be direct, do you have a boyfriend? No answer means she really likes me I want to ask you a direct question Do you want to be my girlfriend? No answer means ‘YES” Jey, I forgot to introduce you This is my girlfriend Here she is Jey, you know my girlfriend yet? The one I told you about this is the one – Hello! – Hello! Ton You already knew him, he’s my brother Jey We will be your Love Consultant! – Working as a team? – Yes Oh, kidding with someone’s heart is funny huh? You two are unrelated You can’t call me human if I don’t kill you today Ahh, an elephant is coming after us! Oh, run, run, run, run Catch me if you can Be careful! Hey..be careful Hey, wait for me. Ton, Klod Ow, how can find a wife if my leg is like this Wait for me!! Klod ,Ton!